Okay, I’m not proud that I read this, but here is PPTSSM #35:
It starts out promising, what with teases of a Disembodied Floating Head (tm!) and Spider-Man saying, “W-AAAGHH!”
But then, after much ado, we see who are foe is:
Oh, eeesh. The Mindworm. Nothing says “fear me” like a guy levitating in a yoga pose. Just tip him over, Spidey. Seriously, it’ll only take one little shove.
But things pick up when the giant rats get involved:
Waitasec… is he killing those animals?
Yes, I believe he did. It’s a shame he didn’t have something where he could just ensnare them. You know… like webbing.
And then we see that the Mindworm has become Jabba the Hutt because REASONS!:
Okay, I can’t take it any more. We’re not giving up on PPTSSM, but these stories are really bad considering we’re talking about one of Marvel’s flagship characters. There’s “so bad it’s good” and then there’s “just plain bad.”
See you soon!
