Attended AOM’s opening night last night – I arrived a bit early in order to walk the 5th floor and begin the process of awarding my usual Artomatic awards and eventually pick my top 10 AOM artists.
The 2100 M Street, NW building is a HUGE Brutalist maze – just the 5th floor took me over two hours and towards the end I was rushing in order to be back in my room in time for the evening crowds to arrive. In my opinion, the amount of visitors was steady and decent for a Friday night opening, but based on the 5th floor alone, a little less than my usual recollection from previous (and much smaller) AOMs, so that perception is probably somewhat flawed from both those factors.
Met loads and loads of artists friends, many of whom I had not seen in years, usually since the pre-Covidian Age and in some cases, decades! I was also told that the Washington Post‘s freelance galleries’ art critic Mark Jenkins had been passing through – good luck trying to write a one column art review of a 1,000+ artists art event – to be fair to Jenkins, the WaPo should send him over to AOM multiple times and have him write a column for each floor!
During the opening ceremonies, I am also told that Mayor Bowser had to be rushed away to safety as:
Let us start a stroll through the 5th floor then… and from my 5th floor walk through at ARTOMATIC, it’s gonna be hard and next to impossible to best Melissa Burley in the Best Steam Punk art category! She’s in room 5103 and knocking it out of the ballpark with her gorgeous and entrancing sculptures!
Melissa Burley in room 5103 at Artomatic 2024 |
There’s a 16-year-old artist in room 5045 (Evelyn Johns) whose paintings also caught my eye for the natural painting skills that she’s already exhibiting (pun intended) and so far she has earned my Best Young Artist award.
Evelyn Johns in Room 5045 at Artomatic 2024 |
Like previous Artomatics, there’s plenty of bad photography and also plenty of spectacular work! Possibly some of the most powerful photographs that I have ever seen is in the “Scars” series being exhibited by (new to me) photographer Rahul Shah in Room _____ (to be filled in later). See all of them here. They are not only beautiful photographs of (mostly) beautiful bodies, but also deliver a powerful punch to the solar plexus of the mind’s eye!
These were my favorites amongst many superb works:
Lila from the SCAR series by Rahul Shah at Artomatic |
And also just like all other Artomatics, this one is full of Star Wars art, and just like previous AOMs, artists love to combine porn and Star Wars, and so far, leading in the Star Wars Porn category is the artist who goes by Lucky Art Studio in room 5090. Please notice how Chewbacca got a full body shave in this treatment of the Wookie.
Lucky Art Studio in room 5090 at Artomatic 2024 |
Another category usually overloaded with work is food art, and so far Anna Katalkina is leading the Yummy Art award. These are delicious paintings by clearly a spectacularly skilled artist! She’s in room 5087
Anna Katalkina in room 5087 at Artomatic 2024 |
Salon Hanging Style Award – Easily won by Joseph Shepperd Rogers in Room 5091.
Joseph Shepperd Rogers in Room 5091 at Artomatic 2024 |
Best Abstract Action Painting on the 5th floor – Marthe McGrath in room 5011… this is a pending review of other floors award – but certainly worth a visit!
Phyllis Mayes in room 5063 |
Best Teddy Bear Noir Award – I’m pretty sure that she invented this new category, but the award is clearly merited by this talented photographer! Victoria Pickering in room 5065!
Best Presentation of the Subject Matter (Ever!) – Easily won by the intelligent substrate used by J.L. Hussey in presenting the Musicians series in room 5014.
J.L. Hussey – Musicians series in room 5014 |
Little Walter by J.L. Hussey from the Musicians series in room 5014 |
Best Ever Interpretation of Picasso’s Guernica – Judith Benderson in room 5012.
Another new award category, and I am pretty sure that this artist is the final winner, as perhaps she is the ONLY artist on the entire planet, maybe even the galaxy, focusing on this subject! In any event, the Best Beaker Art Award goes to Jenn Bock in room 5073!
Beaker artwork by Jenn Bock in room 5073 at ARTOMATIC 2024 |
Best Poor Sport Award is awarded to Andrew Wodzianski who cheated and awarded it to himself before I could check out his brilliant work in room 5061.
Andrew Wodzianski in room 5061. |
Best Mixed Media (Ever) – Another “ever” winner is J. Jordan Bruns, who is one of those fantastic artists who can created really good art is pretty much any genre, and also teach it, and also present it really well… and so on! And yet this series of works always stuns me by their unusual ability to cross around art boundaries and deliver. The Brunsdinator is in room 5062 and you can connect with him in his great Glen Echo classroom here.
J. Jordan Bruns mixed media work at Artomatic 2024 |
And all of that was just one floor! Do you now understand why Mark Jenkins’ task from the Washington Post is impossible!
More floors later…