Checking out PPTSSM #33 and 34!
First, we get a visit from that security guard who shows up in comics who talks to himself way too much:
I mean, I’m sure it’s a lonely job and all, but if there’s trouble, should you really be articulating your game plan?
Seriously, this guy needs to join a bowling league or something.
Hey it’s the first appearance of Marcy… something.
Hmm…. she doesn’t seem too nice, yet I still prefer her to the “One Art Major who blah blah blah” that hangs out with the White Tiger.
Anyway, this is what the monster was:
Bleh. But in for a penny, in for a pound. Onward we go!
There isn’t a thing about this creature that separates him from the Lizard, and the Lizard isn’t that great a foe in his own right. Anyway, the strategies for this boss fight are the same: Avoid the tail and jump around a lot.
Yes, Billy. Spider-Man has his hands full with a homicidal giant reptile, and you’re in your pajamas. Spider-Man clearly needs your help.
Unfortunately, Billy would survive.
So, how to deal with a completely unoriginal villain? Why, with a completely unoriginal solution, of course!
The power I so desperately wanted is proving to be my undoing? Oh, cruel irony!
And now we have this:
It wouldn’t hurt my feelings if we never saw either again, but heck.. death itself is rarely the end of a character in comics, so you know they’ll both be back to bore me sooner or later.
See you soon!
