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Ben Affleck Will Be the New Batman

Because 10 years is clearly enough time to get over Daredevil, WB has announced that Ben Affleck will play Batman in the Man of Steel sequel. You may now commence clawing out your eyes. Ben Affleck will join Henry Cavill in Warner Bros.’ Man of Steel sequel, the studio announced on Thursday. The project was announced at Comic-Con earlier this year, prompting much speculation surrounding who would play the caped crusader. Zack Snyder is back in the director’s chair for the project, which places Batman and Superman together on the big screen for the first time. The film is slated to open worldwide …

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Melanie Griffith Says No One Offers Her Roles Anymore

You’re never going to believe this, but Hollywood is superficial. This startling claim was brought forth by Melanie Griffith who lamented the fact that, ever since she turned 50, roles for her have dried up faster than her Juvaderm treatments. “It is what I never thought would happen when I was in my 20s and 30s, hearing actresses bitch about not getting any work when they turned 50. Now I understand it, it is just different. In a lot of ways, (Hollywood) a very superficial place,” Griffith told FOX411 while promoting her forthcoming independent dark thriller, “Dark Tourist.” “It is all about youth and beauty, for women anyway. You just…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Got a New Haircut

Jennifer Love Hewitt showed off her new hairdo at the Pampers Love, Sleep & Play campaign launch at Vanderbilt Hall at Grand Central Terminal on Wednesday. She’s really embracing this mommy thing. Her boyfriend must be so happy that her haircut has taken what was left of her youthful exuberance and replaced it with a sad, old husk of a woman. “That’s what I’m talkin’ about,” said his penis never. The post Jennifer Love Hewitt Got a New Haircut appeared first on The Blemish.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Stalker Lived in Her Guest House for Six Days

According to reports, Jennifer Lopez’s stalker, 49-year-old John Dubis, managed to live in the pool house of her Hamptons mansion this summer without arousing any suspicion for six days. He managed to do it all in plain site too. He slept on a couch and even parked his car front of her place. He then even posted vacation photos of her property on the internet along with creepy captions. “Some more david and jenny art, Newport, RI,” he inexplicably wrote about the Hamptons home, while using the online pseudonym “David A Lopez.” It wasn’t all creepy though. He did tidy up the place including a path in the …

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Khloe Kardashian Kicked Lamar Odom Out Because Drugs

Last Wednesday, Khloe Kardashian kicked Lamar Odom out of their shared home. Photos showed Lamar’s friend loading his luggage into his car. Everyone figured it’s because he cheated on Khloe but TMZ is saying that, while that did happen, Lamar’s hardcore drug problem was the straw that broke the yeti’s back. In a new report by TMZ, Lamar Odom has allegedly been using crack cocaine for a while now. A year ago, he was forced into rehab but was so resistant to it that he left after three weeks. Probably because the group was bad-mouthing crack cocaine. They are just so judgey. While he managed to stay clean while playing for…

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Miley Cyrus Twerks at the MTV VMAs, Plays the Clitoral Guitar

Miley Cyrus teamed up with Robin Thicke to perform a medley of both their hits, “We Can’t Stop” and “Blurred Lines,” at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday at Barclays Centers. To say Miley’s gone full ratchet is an understatement. Miley started off her performance by walking out of a teddy bear wagging her tongue. Then she started strumming her clit like she was dueling banjos and dancing like a slutty marionette. When she went to sing “Blurred Lines,” she started caressing Robin Thicke’s crotch with a foam finger and then twerked all over his dick. If that wasn’t enough, eventually, she went hypersexualized spastic all over…

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Kanye West Had a Great Performance at the VMAs

At least that’s what I’m reading. I tried to watch the video but since my laptop still has a floppy drive, it was like watching a Power Point presentation. The important thing to note is this was the first time Kanye West performed at Barclays, the arena his bff Jay Z built. He popped his cherry with a performance of “Blood on the Leaves” in front of a projection of a tree. Why that tree? Because it was supposedly a tree used for lynching. Those who were murdered were buried around the tree. So he was metaphorically dancing on their graves…

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Will Smith’s Expression Defines Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance

Up top is how Will Smith and the other Smiths reacted while watching Miley Cyrus perform “We Can’t Stop” and “Blurred Lines.” It should tell you everything you need to know about her performance. It’s like someone punched his sensibilities right in the balls. No, but really. He’s probably just wondering what finishing school Miley went to. Credit to @aguywithnolife for screen capping this. The post Will Smith’s Expression Defines Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance appeared first on The Blemish.